Money, cash, prose. A bit of fun for World Book Day, replacing stacks of cash with best selling literature.
“Do I love these hoes? Mmm, kinda sorta. But some are more equal than others.”
Drake ft. George Orwell
“Homeboys bangin’ out. All that ass hangin’ out. Bikinis, zucchinis, martinis, no weenies. A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.”
Snoop Dogg ft. James Joyce
“Put Molly all in her champagne. She ain’t even know it. I took her home and I enjoyed that. She ain’t even know it. But if thought corrupts language, language can also corrupt thought.”
Rick Ross ft. George Orwell
“I made my mother fucking self a boss. I made my mother fucking self a boss. I made my mother fucking self a boss. If we admit that human life can be ruled by reason, then all possibility of life is destroyed.”
Plies ft. Leo Tolstoy
“Give my ladies dick, my young hoes pee-pee. Hits in a row like MJ, hee hee. No amount of fire or freshness can challenge what a man will store up in his ghostly heart.”
Jay Z ft. F. Scott Fitzgerald
“I been running round with other chicks, I’m single and they loving it, I’m liking it but I just want the one that I was in love with. Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep heart. The really great men must, I think, have great sadness on earth.”
Bow Wow ft. Fyodor Dostoyevsky
“I’ll break it down for you now, baby it’s simple, if you be a nympho, I’ll be a nympho. But I don’t want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.”
50 Cent ft. Aldous Huxley
“Been doing good I’m the man in my hood. Twist it in a trap and it’s up shot. Imma get how I live even at the park. In the light of the moon a little egg lay on a leaf”
612 FatBoy ft. Eric Carle
“Fellatio’s amazin’, make grilled cheese for you, the best. Major cult figure, I’m the fresh David Koresh. You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.”
Rick Ross ft. Dr. Seuss
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“Bless up. Egg whites, turkey bacon, hash browns, water. Double, double, toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble!”
DJ Khaled ft. William Shakespeare
“If your bitch don’t know the rules, I will read her the book.”
Lil Wayne
“Stupid hoes is my enemy. Stupid hoes is so whack. Stupid hoe shoulda befriended me. Then she coulda probably came back. It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.”
Nicki Minaj ft. Vladimir Nabokov
“I ain’t never give a fuck. You think I’m supposed to give a fuck now cus I’m rich? Our people are good people; our people are kind people. Pray God some day kind people won’t all be poor.”
Meek Mill ft. John Steinbeck
”Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus. The human mind delights in grand conceptions of supernatural beings.”
Puff Daddy ft. Jules Verne
“Ain’t got time for chit chat; I’m tryin’ to get this money. So get up out my face, you doo-doo head dummy. I am no bird; and no net ensnares me: I am a free human being with an independent will.”
Soulja Boy ft. Charlotte Brontë
“Everything hot like it’s fresh off the grill. Million dollar grill look fresh on the hill. Plus I’m 6’5″, she need to step in some heels. And so the merry party began. It was one of those jolly, happy, bread-crumbling parties where you cough twice before you speak, and then decide not to say it after all.”
2 Chainz ft. P.G. Wodehouse
“Where your ass was at dog, when bitches didn’t need me? Why, she’s a liar to the end! Where is she? Not there—not in heaven—not perished—where? Oh! you said you cared nothing for my sufferings!”
Future ft. Emily Brontë
“Like father like son daddy we don’t borrow. We stay on the grind homey cause we grind harder. Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.”
Birdman ft. J.D. Salinger
“Hey you got me in a trance, please take off your pants. Pussy pop on a handstand you got me sweating please pass me a fan, damn. You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view… Until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.”
Waka Flocka Flame ft. Harper Lee